5 panel comic Panel 1: John Arbuckle looks extremely glum. A voice off-panel says "Dang bro, you look like the stuff cats barf up. What happened?" Panel 2: John looks at the person who spoke. It's Emo Vape Shadow "Oh, hey stranger, I'm just a little upset. I got turned down from a comic job" Vape shadow says "Whoa, like, from the funny pages? Can I see?" John replies "knock yourself out" Panel 3: Vape shadow holds up a comic panel of the Mercenary, with Garfield ears and stripes, sitting in a box thinking "I hate Mondays". Emo Vape Shadow says "Yeah, sorry, this sucks ass man" Panel 4: John, in distress says "God you're right, I'm hopeless. What do I do now?" Panel 5: Emo John Arbuckle stands next to Emo Vape Shadow in an abandoned parking lot. The wall behind them has graffiti saying "Ass." Emo John Arbuckle has a wolfcut, combat boots, fishnet arm sleeves, and a Gir t-shirt

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5 panel comic

Panel 1: John Arbuckle looks extremely glum. A voice off-panel says "Dang bro, you look like the stuff cats barf up. What happened?"

Panel 2: John looks at the person who spoke. It's Emo Vape Shadow "Oh, hey stranger, I'm just a little upset. I got turned down from a comic job" Vape shadow says "Whoa, like, from the funny pages? Can I see?" John replies "knock yourself out"

Panel 3: Vape shadow holds up a comic panel of the Mercenary, with Garfield ears and stripes, sitting in a box thinking "I hate Mondays". Emo Vape Shadow says "Yeah, sorry, this sucks ass man"

Panel 4: John, in distress says "God you're right, I'm hopeless. What do I do now?"

Panel 5: Emo John Arbuckle stands next to Emo Vape Shadow in an abandoned parking lot. The wall behind them has graffiti saying "Ass." Emo John Arbuckle has a wolfcut, combat boots, fishnet arm sleeves, and a Gir t-shirt

6/14/2026