5 panels: Panel 1: Shinji Ikari bumps into someone with a "Buh-dump." He says "Oh sorry, didn't mean to bump into—" Panel 2: His eyes pop out of his head as hearts. He says "Whoa! Hachi Machi!" Panel 3. We see Kaworu Evangelion, seeming to float in the air. He says "Why, it's not a problem at all. In fact, I should watch where I'm going. Here, let me give you a gift" Panel 4: He hands Shinji a bottle of supplements, which seems to glow. Shinji, eyes-wide, says "What is it?" Panel 5: Kaworu says in a wall of unreadable text something along the lines of "Well, these are supplements that aid in digestion but studies show them to have some efficacy in addressing liver problems as well as some forms of diabetes. My distributor sells some other products that have been shown to address forms of cancer. You know, I've actually been able to supplement my income quite considerably by selling these through facebook marketplace and the like. You know, I just made the connection between "supplementing" my income and selling "supplements". Hahaha. How funny. Anyway, I have quite a large supply of these and I'd be happy to sell you some at a discount. And I'd also be happy to introduce you to my distributor. So, what do you say? Would you like to sign up for a seminar? Not that I want to push you into anything, of course. It's just that you seem like a fine fellow and I'd love to help you out." A caption in the corner reads "Welcome to the comic MLM Kaworu"

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5 panels:

Panel 1: Shinji Ikari bumps into someone with a "Buh-dump." He says "Oh sorry, didn't mean to bump into—"

Panel 2: His eyes pop out of his head as hearts. He says "Whoa! Hachi Machi!"

Panel 3. We see Kaworu Evangelion, seeming to float in the air. He says "Why, it's not a problem at all. In fact, I should watch where I'm going. Here, let me give you a gift"

Panel 4: He hands Shinji a bottle of supplements, which seems to glow. Shinji, eyes-wide, says "What is it?"

Panel 5: Kaworu says in a wall of unreadable text something along the lines of "Well, these are supplements that aid in digestion but studies show them to have some efficacy in addressing liver problems as well as some forms of diabetes. My distributor sells some other products that have been shown to address forms of cancer. You know, I've actually been able to supplement my income quite considerably by selling these through facebook marketplace and the like. You know, I just made the connection between "supplementing" my income and selling "supplements". Hahaha. How funny. Anyway, I have quite a large supply of these and I'd be happy to sell you some at a discount. And I'd also be happy to introduce you to my distributor. So, what do you say? Would you like to sign up for a seminar? Not that I want to push you into anything, of course. It's just that you seem like a fine fellow and I'd love to help you out." A caption in the corner reads "Welcome to the comic MLM Kaworu"

10/18/2026