I guess I'm just really mad they added a jump button to Ocarina of Time
By RECCANTI -
Movement in Ocarina was weird and different! A "what could have been" from the early days of 3D, before there were any conventions for what movement should look like. Now it's just like every other game. Why bother playing this instead of literally any other action-adventure game? It's the kind of safe, brain-dead decision you'd get from asking ChatGPT trained on a decade of Reddit threads how it'd improve Ocarina of Time.
Anyway, the video game industry is dead. Play Sylvie Lime.